Brad Manzo writes from Brooklyn, NY where he lives with his wife and two kids. He writes serious pieces, for magazines such as the Writer, Writer’s Digest, and Animation magazine, and teaches writing, as well. However, much to his wife’s dismay, his real passion is for writing humor about family life and marriage.
You can check out his latest "Imperfect Man" column at sanitycentral.com (www.sanitycentral.com/guest/brad.htm) and visit him at www.bradmanzo.com.
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“Happy Anniversary - Now Which Anniversary Is That
“Happy
Anniversary - Now Which Anniversary Is That?”
It's all a matter of perspective. My wife claims that
she's sentimental and I'm not. She's not entirely correct. I'm sentimental, but
not about the same things or to the extent she is. I know my wedding anniversarylet's
not dwell on the fact we've only been married a couple of yearsand her birthdday. To me
this should suffice. However, my wife feels I should remember every milestone
from when we first started dating. I thought there was an unwritten rule that
you no longer celebrate dating anniversaries after marriage. My wife,
apparently, does not subscribe to the same marriage manual I do.
However, I'm fine with that. If she wants to celebrate the first time we
kissed, each year, then that's okay. As long as she can provide me with that
date, I'm willing to celebrate itI'm not anti-ceelebration. I'll buy flowers, chocolates and a sweet
greeting card. I can be romantic and spontaneous when reminded.
"That's the problem. I shouldn’t have to remind you," my wife
laments. I'm confused, though. She knows I can barely remember where I left my
wallet or my car keys. How can I possibly remember a date that occurred five
years ago? She then gently (or not so gently) reminds me that I can recall
every game of the 1986 World Series as if it occurred yesterday. She has a
point.
"Yes, honey, but that's an important remembrance from my teenage
years."
"And our first kiss was not important."
It was important to me. However, I didn't have a Palm Pilot back then, so I had
no place to record it. That's where men put all their important datesat least I do. I usuaally
keep this argument to myself. I'm already on dangerous ground. Besides, if I
say anymore, she'll purposely remind me of what I said during the fourth
quarter of Monday Night Football.
I also happen to think if she can choose certain anniversaries for us to
celebrate, I should be able to choose a few as well. In fact, I already have a
couple in mind. Our first baseball game together is
certainly first on my listeven though a beeer was dumped on her. Second, but equally as important,
is the first time she yelled at me for channel surfing with the remote control.
(I learned a valuable lesson.)
I know the chances of these getting onto her kitchen calendar or engrained into
her memory are slim. However, I believe they are important dates and I will
celebrate them in my own wayalone and in the corner
of my basement. Besides, they are alreeady in my Palm
Pilot.
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